Genetic Freak Lyrics
1
I eat 5 cheeseburgers
And drink 10 cola cans a day
I can’t see my toes anymore
But I think I’m doing okay
In the past month
Something weird as being happening to me
I have been growing out new limbs
Now instead of 2 arms I got 3
I’m turning to a genetic freak
I’m getting better every week
Thanks to all the chemicals in my food
I’m turning to a genetic freak
I’m getting better every week
Thanks to all the chemicals in my food
I’m turning to a genetic freak
Thanks to all the chemicals in my food
I got fucking cancer, but at least it tastes good
2
Now when people see me on the streets
They instantly look away
They don’t want to see the reality
Of someone who eats junk food everyday
I’m just a huge, huge blob
I got more diseases than a medieval rat
I don’t even got flesh anymore
I live mostly of trans fats
I’m turning to a genetic freak
I’m getting better every week
Thanks to all the chemicals in my food
I’m turning to a genetic freak
I’m getting better every week
Thanks to all the chemicals in my food
I’m turning to a genetic freak
Thanks to all the chemicals in my food
I got fucking cancer, but at least it tastes good